Agent 88

You want an ingrown serum that’ll punch your ingrowns and body acne in the face and take its lunch money? Look no further.

• DIRECTIONS FOR USE

  Step 1: Have a fine-ass body (Done!)

  Step 2: Pat yourself dry after a shower and spritz a bit of Agent 88 onto your bikini area, back, behind your arms...anywhere that's being challenged with lumps and bumps.

  Step 3: Wait a minute. Do a squat, take a selfie but don't text whats-his-name

  Step 4: Get clothed and rule the world.